This softstyle tee speaks with a little edge and a lot of humor. It’s for people who roll their eyes at corporate spin and prefer sarcasm served plainly on cotton. Lightweight and breathable, it sits easily under a jacket or on its own during a late-night diner run. Wear it to a backyard barbecue, a grassroots rally, or a conversation that needs a laugh and a nudge — it reads like a wink to the suspicious, the skeptical, and the bacon-loving contrarian. The simple crew neck and clean silhouette keep the focus on the line that starts conversations, while the durable print and smooth fabric stand up to repeated wears and washes. It’s casual, confident, and made to be worn in moments where opinion meets taste.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable print methods (DTG/DTF for sleeve and neck details) that withstand washing
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfortable, safe wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors