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Lardcore Pig Tee — "You can't make guanciale from Skinny Cheeks" (Unisex)
This tee is for the person who enjoys clever, slightly savage food humor and wants to wear it without shouting. Lightweight, soft, and built for everyday movement, the shirt carries a short, sarcastic line about guanciale and Mangalitsa pigs—an inside joke for charcuterie lovers, home butchers, and anyone who knows their cured pork. The fabric has a smooth hand that showcases the print clearly. Wear it to a neighborhood deli crawl, a backyard curing session, or while tinkering in the kitchen late at night. It sits comfortably under a jacket or on its own, moving from counter to pub with the same low-key confidence the design conveys.

Product features
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Durable, smooth 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) that prints crisply
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethical certifications (Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF sleeve and inner-neck prints available; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Lardcore Pig Tee — "You can't make guanciale from Skinny Cheeks" (Unisex)

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    140 Harbor Ln

    Townville, SC 29689

    803-679-3666

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